Fifty Shelves of Grey – The DIY guide to passion
Christina is trying to use the jargon of home DIY to speak the language of love. Dave, totally oblivious, just thinks he’s finally found someone as passionate about nailing, screwing and the importance of using the right lubricant when you’re working away on someone’s back door.
Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey.
When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a ‘bit of rough’. The unworldly, innocent Dave – like almost every man before him – has no idea what’s going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around.
With every story written the way men would like it – incredibly short – the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won’t ‘possess you’ or ‘obsess you’, but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking:
- How do men and women ever get together?
- How many men are really as simple as Dave?
- What does it say about our sex lives when ‘the real books’ sell a million copies a week?
N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.